heyfunniest:

everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting

FATTER

snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone